Saturday, April 4, 2015

D: David Duchovny, why won't you love me?


"David Duchovny, Why Won't You Love Me?"

"David Duchovny, Why Won't You Love Me?"
~Bree Sharp

It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light, fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can, I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man
And I can't
Wait any more for him to discover me, I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovny why won't you love me, why won't you love me

My friends all tell me, "Girl you know it's just a show"
But deep within his eyes, I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI is on my mind
I'm waiting for the day, when my lucky stars align
In the form of
David Duchovny floating above me, in the alien light
of the spaceship of love I need
David Duchovny hovering above me, American Heathcliff brooding and comely
David Duchovny why won't you love me, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me

So smug and so smart
He's abducted my heart
And I'm falling apart
From the looks I receive
From those eyes I can't leave
Well you can say I'm naive
But he told me to believe

Oooooooooooooooooooh

My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Wanna put an end to, my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone
And just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone
And I would say

David Duchovny why won't you love me, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, David Duchovny why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me
David Duchovny I want you to love me, to kiss and to hug me
Debrief and debug me, David Duchovny I know you could love me
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly, I'm gonna kill SCULLY!
David Duchovny why won't you love me, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, Yeah

I'll be waiting
In Nevada




4 comments:

  1. that's hilarious Mrs. Hasty... unless you're serious in which case it's slightly creepy...but like I'm one to judge right?

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    1. it's one of the best songs of all time! and, sometimes creepy is ok, am i right!? :D

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  2. That cracked me up! thanks for the laugh :D
    "Haneen/I Will Never Give you Up (479)"

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  3. I often wander around my house muttering, "David Duchovny, why won't you love me?" Seems perfectly normal to me.

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